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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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Martin Kellerman is a Swedish cartoonist, known for the comic strip Rocky.
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{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
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