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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}

{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}

{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}

{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}

{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}

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{"fact":"A cat has the ability to rotate their ears 180 degrees,with the help of 32 muscles that they use to control them.","length":113}

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