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{"fact":"A female cat can be referred to as a molly or a queen, and a male cat is often labeled as a tom.","length":96}
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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"fact":"You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.","length":134}
{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
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{"fact":"The lightest cat on record is a blue point Himalayan called Tinker Toy, who weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces (616 g). Tinker Toy was 2.75 inches (7 cm) tall and 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.","length":178}
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