{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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Joachim Bottieau is a Belgian judoka. He competed in the –81 kg category at the 2012 Summer Olympics; after defeating Omar Simmonds Pea in the first bout, he was eliminated by Ivan Nifontov in the second bout. At the 2016 Olympics he lost to Matteo Marconcini in the first bout.
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Tetrapriocera is a genus of horned powder-post beetles in the family Bostrichidae. There are at least four described species in Tetrapriocera.
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